beggars-opera:

Your honour, I admit that I do have a superiority complex over not watching Disney “live action” remakes, but in my defense, I am right

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spockcoded:

you’re from california ? like the hotel ?

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mostly-funnytwittertweets:

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awlwren:

bfleuter:

excessively-english-jd:

anyway just because I saw a different permutation of this meme I have to share literally my favourite version of it:

It’s just so perfect. The amount of blackout text. The fact it works without additions. The succinctness of the phrase. The palaeontology basis. The way it implies that tetrapods only left the water and evolved in 1562.

*chefs kiss*

This one gets me every time.

[id: The Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary meme, captioned “Fishes crawling out of water 460 years ago”, and with parts blacked out so it reads “Fin will be Leg”.]/end id.

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0274728173785:

hm

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feuillesmortes:

Lifestyle feminism ushered in the notion that there could be as many versions of feminism as there were women. Suddenly the politics was being slowly removed from feminism. And the assumption prevailed that no matter what a woman’s politics, be she conservative or liberal, she too could fit feminism into her existing lifestyle. Obviously this way of thinking has made feminism more acceptable because its underlying assumption is that women can be feminists without fundamentally challenging and changing themselves or the culture.

— bell hooks, Feminism Is for Everybody: Passionate Politics

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lickmydecalsoffbaby:

D. S. Stylus would be a beautiful name for a poet

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iapislazuli:

iapislazuli:

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

Actually forget what I said. This dream is more important than anything

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ezorzea:

dongboss:

ezorzea:

living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

you wouldn’t get our bond

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darkespeon11:

mutant-distraction:

Mio Hashimoto ( contemporary Japanese sculptor, b. 1980)

Perfection. The softness. In its eyes.

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dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

dyst-blogs:

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

sorry. *guy who is su-

hey. stop being funnier than me

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evilwizard:

killyfromblame:

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lgballt:

Are you sad that June is over and you don’t have a pride month anymore? Fear not, friends! There’s a different pride month just beginning!

lgballt

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scaryorganmusic:

twitter limiting the amount of tweets you get to read per day is ridiculous but if tiktok limited the amount of videos people got to see per day it would be the biggest win for mental health since ssris

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meow-77:

meow-moment:

do you think they ever explored eachothers bodies

yea but watch out

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